What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:07
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
Me : No
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
What is your wildest experience in Bangalore that you haven’t told anyone?
He : So, are you seeing someone?
Me : I don't drink coffee also
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
Why am I always so tired, no matter how much I sleep?
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
What has been your best sexual experience?
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
Do you find Anushka Sen attractive?
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
He : I'm 24.
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
What movies have not aged well?
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
Do empaths fall easier for abusive people?
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
Why do British people always write "xxx" after their names?
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
Why are people nowadays so into anal sex?
He : Then let's have some coffee
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
How do you write lyrics for a song that resonates with listeners?
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
Me : Thank you.
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
He : Tea ?
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
Me : Sure.
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
Me : Because it's month of August.
Me : I don't drink
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.